fvming:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

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furrsona:

”free wifi”

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”please ask a member of staff for details”

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fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

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#ep

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americanhorrorstorytellers:

Buy American Horror Story Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1jhRJUm

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curvesandfitness:

i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it

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taxicar:

when u run out of things to say in an essay 

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